Funny Memes to Celebrate Our New Site Maintenance Services!

This week marked the launch of our brand new site maintenance services, and I’m really excited to help people get their WordPress site backups in check! If you’re not doing any kind of maintenance on your site, I want you to seriously consider it.

Sign up for one of our new maintenance packages by 7/31/14, you’ll get your first month FREE. That’s up to $60 savings!

Click here for details and to subscribe.

If your WordPress site is a five page informational site, never updating any of the software means you’re not taking advantage of any of the security updates that get released from time to time. Not only are you potentially putting your site at risk, but not keeping backups means if you get hacked there’s no way to get the site back.

Funny Memes to Celebrate our Maintenance Packages - Hearts and Laserbeams

And if you’re running a small business, that means more money out of the business pocket either trying to fix the hack or recreating the site. If backups were in place, recovering the site would just be a matter of re-uploading the backups and re-importing the database.

Funny Memes to Celebrate our Maintenance Packages - Hearts and Laserbeams yelling at becky

Another reason you should be running site files and database backups regularly? Updating to the latest releases of WordPress and/or the plugins installed on your site is no guarantee everything will play nice together.

I have a blogger client (Hi Wendy!) that updated her site last year, and it made the footer disappear on her site. To this day, not sure why that happened. But if we had been constantly running backups on the site, it wouldn’t have taken nearly as long to re-instate the site.

Funny Memes to Celebrate our Maintenance Packages - Hearts and Laserbeams

When you sign up for our monthly maintenance package, we’ll back up all of your WordPress site files and database. We’ll run all your site software updates for you. And if a plugin update doesn’t play nice, we’ll fix the issue.

Funny Memes to Celebrate our Maintenance Packages - Hearts and Laserbeams

Take it from Ryan Gosling. You’re smart to consider having us handle your site files and database backups. This is a really great idea if you’re a blogger as well – if you’re constantly adding content to your site, both words and pictures… Don’t you want that stuff saved somewhere just in case?

Can you imagine how frustrating it’d be for me to not be doing backups and somewhere along the line lose 12+ years of blog posts?

Funny Memes to Celebrate our Maintenance Packages - Hearts and Laserbeams

Funny Memes to Celebrate our Maintenance Packages - Hearts and Laserbeams

Another great option with our new monthly maintenance packages? Let us write blog posts for you! If you’re running a small business and know you should be blogging, and you even know what you want to be blogging about, but you’re just not doing it… You’re missing out on being found more easily via Google search. Let us help you by writing one blog post a month. It’ll be SEO friendly, it’ll be on topics of your choosing. Your biz will finally be blogging.

Funny Memes to Celebrate our Maintenance Packages - Hearts and Laserbeams

Did you know Google likes it when a website is updated? It sees that site as more relevant in search over another site that’s had the same content on all of its pages for the last ten years. So think about how you can finesse your content each month. What’s something new you can share with your customers? Let us get that information up on the site for you!

Funny Memes to Celebrate our Maintenance Packages - Hearts and Laserbeams

Recently, Studiopress made a really exciting announcement. They’ve released a site accelerator for their Genesis themes that promises to really speed up your site! Only catch is, you’ve gotta have a Studiopress login to have access to it. If you’ve built your site yourself, and you bought your own Genesis theme, great. But if you didn’t, you’re outta luck. Let me install that Accelerator for you!

And now without further ado, some other funny memes wanted in on telling you how important it is to take care of your WordPress site. Share em with your friends on Facebook, Twitter, and Pinterest, and don’t forget to sign up for your monthly maintenance package before July 31, 2014 to take advantage of the first month free!

Funny Memes to Celebrate our Maintenance Packages - Hearts and Laserbeams

Funny Memes to Celebrate our Maintenance Packages - Hearts and Laserbeams

Funny Memes to Celebrate our Maintenance Packages - Hearts and Laserbeams

Funny Memes to Celebrate our Maintenance Packages - Hearts and Laserbeams

Funny Memes to Celebrate our Maintenance Packages - Hearts and Laserbeams

Funny Memes to Celebrate our Maintenance Packages - Hearts and Laserbeams

Funny Memes to Celebrate our Maintenance Packages

Funny Memes to Celebrate our Maintenance Packages - Hearts and Laserbeams

Funny Memes to Celebrate our Maintenance Packages - Hearts and Laserbeams

https://stephcalvertart.com/maintenance/

Funny Memes to Celebrate our Maintenance Packages - Hearts and Laserbeams

Ask any web designer, and they’ll tell you one of the most frustrating things is when a client goes into the back end of the site, does something to it, breaks it, and then says what did I do can you fix it. If I’m the one doing your updates to begin with, the chances of something going haywire are way, way less. The question becomes would you rather pay for a monthly maintenance subscription to get your backups and updates done correctly, or spend a large amount later on to fix a site that broke?

Funny Memes to Celebrate our Maintenance Packages - Hearts and Laserbeams

That broken footer I talked about earlier? It took over 8 hours to get back everything that went wrong.

Funny Memes to Celebrate our Maintenance Packages - Hearts and Laserbeams

Funny Memes to Celebrate our Maintenance Packages - Hearts and Laserbeams

Funny Memes to Celebrate our Maintenance Packages - Hearts and Laserbeams

Ok seriously, the Batman slapping Robin meme is my favorite one of all time. Like, it’s never not funny. Ever.

Don’t forget – sign up for our monthly WordPress maintenance or accelerator packages before 7/31 and get your first month free!

Click here for details and to subscribe.

 

Freelance Illustrator Steph Calvert • Steph Calvert Art | https://stephcalvertart.com

Freelance illustrator Steph Calvert is an award-winning artist with 24 years of experience working as a creative professional. She is based in McDonough, Georgia, just south of Atlanta.

Steph Calvert has expertise as a children’s book illustrator. She is an expert surface pattern designer for art licensing and creates line drawings for publishing and product design. Steph has years of additional expertise as a mural artist, creating original art, and logo design for small businesses. She is currently querying literary agents with her first author/illustrator book projects.

National SCBWI Conference, 2023
Illustration Summer Camp – The Highlights Foundation, 2021
Make Art That Sells, 2017
BFA in Computer Art – SCAD, 1999


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