• Steph Calvert Art

chunky chunky chunk

chunky chunky chunk

chunky chunky chunk

1,2,3 chunk!

i so want michelle to look over my shoulder and read this right now: on memorial day fox played the season finale of the oc again and i missed it again because joe can’t be bothered with such crap and for that they will suffer the consequences!!! a disaster beyond your imagination will occur! you’ll have to buy a new chandelier!!!

on to more serious topics. namely, lunch. remember when you were a kid and a bologna sandwich and an apple were plenty to get you from lunchtime til dinnertime?

NO MORE!!! i require much more food than that now!!! i’m morbidly obese!!!

not really. but i made the mistake of only packing said sandwich and fruit for work today and almost ate my own arm off on the drive home. it didn’t help that the 405 south onramp was closed so i had to take a 15 minute detour. lesson learned, i need more food to get through the day.

what else i got tonight… oh yeah at&t’s hecka lame sometimes. i was supposed to get a new cellphone that actually gets reception in the house last weekend, and that went down the tubes because they’re dumb.

and little shop of horrors is on the tube right now… i know i saw it when i was a kid, and i possibly saw it multiple times, but i really don’t remember any of it. it’s like watching it for the first time or something. weird. okay i’m out.

June 1, 2004

Steph

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Freelance illustrator Steph Calvert is an award-winning artist with 24 years of experience working as a creative professional. She is based in McDonough, Georgia, just south of Atlanta.

Steph Calvert has expertise as a children’s book illustrator. She is an expert surface pattern designer for art licensing and creates line drawings for publishing and product design. Steph has years of additional expertise as a mural artist, creating original art, and logo design for small businesses. She is currently querying literary agents with her first author/illustrator book projects.