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i’m hand addressing HOW MANY envelopes?!
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slack attack courtesy of smack. that’s heroin, people.
seriously, i feel like i haven’t been online in ages and ages. what the heck! and there’s not even a ton to tell you about since the last time i posted. so here’s a bunch of random little updates. told you about the dog… oh the dog. he is adorable and was housetrained after one…
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you’re going to a black dots show this saturday!
no really, you totally are. because the black dots rock your world, and you enjoy having your world rocked! rossmoor isn’t as far away as it sounds. think right around seal beach-ish in the oc. it’s a benefit for a youth shelter, so you may have to donate a couple of dollars when you get…
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a veritable smorgasborg of photos!!!
okay so i feel like there’s a million and twelve things i wanna be doing lately but none of it’s getting done. things that i like doing all the time but just don’t get to do. so today i did one of those things, and spent like 2 hours compiling tons of photos of things…
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look madge, i soaked in it!
that’s what i always think when i think of madonna. don’t ask me why. i just want to tell you two things. number one, i love home workout tapes and i’ll tell you why. when you get tired, you can totally make a mockery of the moves and the instructor can’t yell at you. there’s…
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beware the yo-yo smuggler!!!
okay, so the weekend’s winding down, we’re hangin out in jenn and john’s kitchen talking about various random things, and something came up about cameltoe… john argues that he doesn’t know why they call it that, camels don’t actually have toes. to the internet we go, to find out more than you ever wanted to…
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sweet sassy molassy!!!
i have to tell you, we’ve been havin’ a time here down south. check out jenn’s blog for some of the shenanigans to date… most importantly, the big thing last night was calling various phone numbers and leaving “i’m garfield and i hate mondays!!!” on their voicemails. especially madonna’s confession line; i think we called…
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zagats!!!
hey mofos i’m outta town! josh and i just got in to savannah yesterday and man, i’m gonna punch jenn in the babymaker real soon AH GARUUUNNTEE!!! don’t expect no updates from me til next tuesday at least!
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just one more thing…
also, since you’re one jenn’s youtube page anyways, you best check this crap out too! every time fanny goes to clean herself as bunnies do, i lose it. meaning yes, oops i crapped my pants!
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GAHAHAHAHAHHAHh stop it!!!!!
okay so apparently my partner in crime jenn has started posting some of our oshkosh wisconsin shenanigans on youtube, and i’m busting a gut watching this stuff and just laughing my rear off!!! first up, check out me backing my rear up while we were drunk watching the burt reynold’s classic hooper one night. i…
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G-funkadelic
ooooooooooh snaps josh and i saw the season premiere of degrassi last night and SNAKE HOW COULD YOU!! you know that they call her spike because she’ll drive one right through your eye for wronging her! and way to go silent bob for encouraging the cheerleader to explore alternate lifestyles… p.s. based on a past…
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Lights out!
here’s a little poem i wrote tonight while waiting for triple a to show up to jump start chuckles, the happy weenmobile clown car of doom: some people love meth, some people dig pot. my drug of choice is leavin my lights on and getting stranded in the parking lot. ***** you gotta love the…
