Inspired by a French phrase I uttered under my breath this morning while frustrated, which I then silently scrawled on a blank piece of paper… And I really just liked how it looked.
Perfect for all ages. Because whether it’s naps or bills, we all got stuff that makes our eye twitch.
Available for every member of your family. (Except dogs. Let’s make dog tees soon.)
• Adult tee is Black Tri-Blend American Apparel tee – fits a tad slimmer than our usual unisex American Apparel tees
• Tri-Blend tee is 50% Polyester / 25% Cotton / 25% Rayon construction
• Polyester retains shape and elasticity; Cotton lends both comfort and durability; addition of Rayon makes for a unique texture and drapes against the body for a slimming look
• Baby / Toddler / Youth sizes are printed on 100% Cotton white American Apparel shirts
• Baby onesies size 3-6mo/6-12mo/12-18mo are printed on American Apparel’s 4001 onesie.
• Toddler sizes 2/4/6 are printed on American Apparel’s 2105 tee.
• Youth sizes 8/10/12 are printed on American Apparel’s 2201 tee.
• Adult unisex sizes S/M/L/XL/2XL are printed on American Apparel’s 401 tee.
– Size charts –
• Please note you are responsible for ordering the correct size.
• Please click for sizing info: Baby 3-6mo/6-12mo/12-18mo • Toddler 2/4/6 • Youth 8/10/12 • Adult S/M/L/XL/2XL
• Per American Apparel, baby onesies can shrink up to one size in dryer. Please choose your size accordingly.
– Production details –
• Items are produced as they’re ordered – remember you’re working with an independent artist, and love takes time.
• All items feature cute illustration, hand drawn elements, hand lettering, and typography by award winning illustrator Steph Calvert.
• Items are produced with a third party manufacturer within 3-5 business days from date order is placed.
– Shipping details –
• Everything you purchase from Steph Calvert Art ships for one flat fee of $7 ($8 to Canada). Greeting cards ship for $3.50 ($4.50 to Canada), unless purchased with other items.
• Your items will arrive in the mail about 7 days once production is complete.
• Please contact email@example.com if you’d like to place an order with expedited shipping.
– Holiday orders –
• Cutoff for Christmas orders to ensure holiday delivery with standard $7 shipping is December 5. Order early!
• If you’re in a pinch, email firstname.lastname@example.org and let’s see what we can work out