Sing it with me!!! I’ve got two tickets to paradise, baby!

Or I had them, anyways. I traded them in for a handful of magic beans and one ticket to the homeland! HOTDARN!!!

In other news, we here at dehdohdee.blogspot.com pride ourselves in accurate reporting. Let it be known that I did run this quote by the speaker before posting it, and it was approved as accurate. Like any good journalistic entity, the thoughts expressed below may not necesscesscesscessisarily reflect the views of this site.

Today’s installment of “You Should Hear Some of the Conversations We Have at Oblios, You Really Should”:

“Today on this day, August 15th, Oshkosh smelled more like crap than it ever has. I mean, the stench was strong. Y’all heard me? Packers suck. Sincerely, Jen Norwood. Wrap it up, I’ll take it. It’s in the can. Ahahahahahahahahaha, stop. Ahahahahahaa, don’t forget the clap. Yeah, the clap. AHAHahahahahahaaa.”

No wait, I mostly agree with that. Oshkosh smells like poo and I never forget the clap. And while I enjoy hangin’ with people to watch sports sometimes, football really ain’t my thing.

Philandering Lakers, however… now that’s news.

Freelance Illustrator Steph Calvert โ€ข Steph Calvert Art | https://stephcalvertart.com

Freelance illustrator Steph Calvert is an award-winning artist with 24 years of experience working as a creative professional. She is based in McDonough, Georgia, just south of Atlanta.

Steph Calvert has expertise as aย childrenโ€™s book illustrator. She is an expertย surface pattern designerย forย art licensingย and createsย line drawingsย for publishing and product design. Steph has years of additional expertise as aย mural artist, creatingย original art, andย logo designย for small businesses. She is currently querying literary agents with her first author/illustrator book projects.

National SCBWI Conference, 2023
Illustration Summer Camp โ€“ The Highlights Foundation, 2021
Make Art That Sells, 2017
BFA in Computer Art โ€“ SCAD, 1999


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