To Other SCAD Chick:

What’s up with that xmas pic on the home page? I always wanted to see Preston Hall on fire! Now I can die a happy woman. The oversized presents worry me – once they get bored with sitting by the fire they’re sure to rape and pillage their way through downtown Savannah, right? (i hope, i hope!)

Oh yeah – I had an actual something important for you – back in my day there were no small orientation groups. Or maybe there were and it was too lame to remember. I do remember we didn’t get t-shirts. Were your t-shirts free? (I mean, it’s not really free, you did pay to go there…) I didn’t get a free orientation shirt, I had to go to Ex Libris and pay an exorbitant amount for one like all the other jerks. Except back in my day they didn’t have Ex Libris at first, so we had to buy our shirts at DesignWorks I think they called it. Ex Libris opened maybe the year or two before you got there. Which kind of sucked because then I had to walk further to buy crap because I didn’t have a car. That’s right, I had to walk fifty miles uphill in the snow to get my textbooks, and I was grateful. And I had to walk barefoot, because I was so poor I couldn’t afford shoes. Hell, I couldn’t even afford feet, I had to walk around on bloody stumps leaving a massive blood trail everywhere I went. Sometimes I got woozy, but then I’d eat a cookie or something and everything was kosher again.

My point is I didn’t get a t-shirt at orientation and I hate you.

And I’m still listed as a customer service rep at Blockbuster on the alumni page. Bastards.

Sincerely,

steph lehman

p.s. – Mark your calendar!