• Steph Calvert Art

‘kay, i just coaxed my computer into letting me blog and now nature calls. hold on a sec.

aaaaaaaaaaaand we’re back.

in more ways than one.

i haven’t been online at night for a good long chunk of time since last weekend. “what’s that?” you say – “you know it’s thursday, right?!?!” yeah well suck it – i added it up and the results are OVERTIME BLOWS. especially HUGE EXPANSES OF UNPAID OVERTIME. AND THEN EVERY TIME YOU SEE THE LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL THEY JUST PILE MORE CRAP SANDWICHES ON YOUR PLATE. BLAAAAAAAAARG.

not to say that i eat crap sandwiches. but if i did, i think one would be plenty and i really would be upset if someone kept putting more of them on my plate. because if they just sat there, they’d really stink up the joint.

i hate to say i’m glad there’s a someone’s leaving bgosh happy hour tomorrow, but since there is one there is NO OVERTIME. which IS RAD.

I HATE PEOPLE WHO TYPE IN ALL CAPS. THOSE EFFING JERKS. MORE ON THIS GRIPPING NEWS STORY AS IT DEVELOPS.

in other news, the result of going to work early, leaving hideously late, not cleaning up after myself and going straight to bed all week equals a 10 foot tall pile of dishes. and fat plus fat equals fat. the end.

November 6, 2003

Steph

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Freelance illustrator Steph Calvert is an award-winning artist with 24 years of experience working as a creative professional. She is based in McDonough, Georgia, just south of Atlanta.

Steph Calvert has expertise as a children’s book illustrator. She is an expert surface pattern designer for art licensing and creates line drawings for publishing and product design. Steph has years of additional expertise as a mural artist, creating original art, and logo design for small businesses. She is currently querying literary agents with her first author/illustrator book projects.