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hold on to your hats and glasses, this here’s the wildest ride in the west!!! i promise this entry will be much more exciting than yesterdays!
woah lookout!! there goes a ninja!
that was close, you almost got the crap beat outta you!!! here, sit down on this stool…waAAAAAAAHHHHH?!?!!? crap!!! sorry about that, the stool was riddled with termites! do you need an ambulance? you seem to have busted your rear! what’s that? you’re fine? where’d that crack come from, then?
colombia??! you bought your crack in columbia!!! what have i told you! the best crack cocaine can be found in the los angeles greyhound station at 3am!!! you never ever listen to me! not my fault you’re smokin low grade crack, my friend. i tried to tell you. you just never listen.
so today i robbed a bank, competed in the finals for the us women’s gymnastics team, cured fingernail cancer, changed my earrings, painted a big dollar sign on the hood of my car, mailed a crapload of paper to california, ate my weight in black and white m&ms, flipped off a bus full of blind kids, went with jenn to try my hand at poo lattes, flew in a hot air balloon across the state and back in 30 minutes (or your money back), froze my rear off for the total of 10 seconds i was actually outside in the 10 degree weather (-11degrees with the wind chill equals a very angree steph), threw a couch out the window, saved ten old ladies from a burning house, and made a fish brick, veggies and rice for dinner.
you only wish your life was as action-packed.
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Freelance illustrator Steph Calvert is an award-winning artist with 24 years of experience working as a creative professional. She is based in McDonough, Georgia, just south of Atlanta.
Steph Calvert has expertise as aย childrenโs book illustrator. She is an expertย surface pattern designerย forย art licensingย and createsย line drawingsย for publishing and product design. Steph has years of additional expertise as aย mural artist, creatingย original art, andย logo designย for small businesses. She is currently querying literary agents with her first author/illustrator book projects.
Writing CLIENTS INCLUDE
Moonfrye.com
OC Weekly
Educational Highlights
National SCBWI Conference, 2023
Illustration Summer Camp โ The Highlights Foundation, 2021
Make Art That Sells, 2017
BFA in Computer Art โ SCAD, 1999