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welcome to another edition of world mysteries solved!!!
did you ever wonder how donald trump gets his hair like that? last night in the midst of margaritas and baby showers, the truth was discovered by our crack team of specialists.
it turns out that mr. trump is actually quite bald. every morning when the donald begins his day, after the shower but before breakfast, the cook fires up the cotton candy maker downstairs in the kitchen. then 5 or 6 of his brawnier rearistants pick him up, flip him over, and rotate him around the bowl of the machine until a good 7-8″ of fluffy pink goodness surrounds his scalp. his stylist shapes it in a genuine trump industries hair mold, and then his own personal tagger spraypaints it with the finest spraypaint nyc has to offer. he then dons his solid gold suit, eats some breakfast, and is ready to begin the day.
you heard it here first, folks! delicious, delicious cotton candy!!!
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Freelance illustrator Steph Calvert is an award-winning artist with 24 years of experience working as a creative professional. She is based in McDonough, Georgia, just south of Atlanta.
Steph Calvert has expertise as aย childrenโs book illustrator. She is an expertย surface pattern designerย forย art licensingย and createsย line drawingsย for publishing and product design. Steph has years of additional expertise as aย mural artist, creatingย original art, andย logo designย for small businesses. She is currently querying literary agents with her first author/illustrator book projects.
Writing CLIENTS INCLUDE
Moonfrye.com
OC Weekly
Educational Highlights
National SCBWI Conference, 2023
Illustration Summer Camp โ The Highlights Foundation, 2021
Make Art That Sells, 2017
BFA in Computer Art โ SCAD, 1999