maybe two months ago or something like that, i was heading to michelle’s house – comin’ up the 405 north, exited valley view, and while stopped at that light the lameest car ever was turning onto the 22 west. i mean it was bad. picture a hummer. but it’s not a lame enough car, so put that hummer on monster truck tires. still not nearly dumb enough? okay, picture a ton of chrome everywhere. you’d think that’d be bad enough, but you’d be wrong. now paint that car in your head bright pink.

i was so sad that i couldn’t get a picture of it or something to show all my friends – even if i had had my cameraphone out and ready there wouldn’t have been any time, it was there for literally a split second.

b. o. o. h. o. o.

saturday as i was out and about running errands, my travels took me to the westminster mall. i’m just chattin’ on the phone with jenn, turn into the parking lot, and what’s driving around in front of me? that dumbass pink hummer again!!!

i was not about to let this opportunity go by… i had a cameraphone in my purse and nothing to do, so after making sure the driver didn’t look like she could beat me up i followed it around the mall as it looked for parking. she seemed to start taking some erratic turns, maybe to see if i was indeed following her big retarded car, so i veered off and drove around the entire mall. by the time i got back to the macy’s parking lot, driving very slowly and mysteriously mind you, she had already parked and gone inside.

so i did get my picture this time – it was really, really bright out so it didn’t turn out that great… you hardly see the chrome cuz it’s hidden in the big fat tree shadow. and when i took the pic from the other side of the car there was so much light goin’ on you couldn’t see anything at all… but the fact that i went to this much trouble for a picture of a big stupid car should both amaze and worry you…