p.s., i just want to tell you all that i’m very witty. i was just goin’ down the list of buddies to your left, reading blogs and crap, and brian recently posted something about a guy in college that everyone but him knew that was, in essence, his clone.

and i have to put my comment to this whole thing on my blog for no other reason than it made me laugh my rear off for 15 minutes. then i pooped myself. hope it does the same for you.

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what mark meant to say was he was off to check the anals. whatever that means.

this one time at a kegger, i met a girl who looked exactly like me, too – and i mean she looked EXACTLY like me. in that same creepy way you were talking about. same pixie haircut, same crapty cheap ballchain necklace from claires boutique, same beatup chucks… it was weird. and we had so much to talk about, like we’d known each other all our lives!!! we kind of ended up making out later that night.

the next day my friends told me this story about how i got completely wasted at the party and spent the better part of 3 hours mumbling to myself and licking a mirror. dear lord to this day i hope my twin didn’t see me do it, cuz that’s just embarrearing.