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BRR and GRR
lemme just say the one thing i hate about winter is i already get cold super-easy, i don’t need help from mutha nature. so now it’s the middle of december and it’s getting pretty cold out (no seriously it’s for reals cold, like 40 degrees and crap!) and i can’t get warm to save my life.
i wonder if there’s some kind of medical procedure i could undergo to make me have normal people body temperature and not constant chilliness. like i think it’s unnatural how cold i get – today’s little monster market was in a parking structure, and given it was not in the direct sun BUT i wore warmy-warm socks, long john pants and shirt, jeans, a shirt over the longjohn shirt, a hoodie over the shirt over the longjohn shirt and a wool coat over the whole thing AND gloves AND a winter hat that has little earflaps on it to cover the ears AND I WAS STILL MUTHAEFFING COLD ALL DAY!
can i declare shenanigans on my body temperature and how do i go about doing that?
Freelance illustrator Steph Calvert is an award-winning artist with 24 years of experience working as a creative professional. She is based in McDonough, Georgia, just south of Atlanta.
Steph Calvert has expertise as a children’s book illustrator. She is an expert surface pattern designer for art licensing and creates line drawings for publishing and product design. Steph has years of additional expertise as a mural artist, creating original art, and logo design for small businesses. She is currently querying literary agents with her first author/illustrator book projects.
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National SCBWI Conference, 2023
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3 responses to “BRR and GRR”
honestly i think it’s from living in oshkosh. it turned me into an ice princess
AHAHAHAHAAA dude i don’t know! i mean i’ve always gotten cold sort of easy, but this is to massively embarrearing levels. if oshkosh broke my body thermometer i’m gonna declare shenanigans on it!
also, saturday night we went out with our buddies rachel and justin and he brought up how he heard there was this cool bar in milwaukee called the safe house so i went off on how awesome it was for like 20 minutes the end!
ahahah you are an elite member!