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Christmas Tree Ideas – Get Weird Christmas Ornaments!
As Thanksgiving ends, and the Christmas season busts through the door, we all look for ways to liven up the holiday. What’s something fresh and new we could do this year? Who’s got Christmas tree ideas?
Oh guys. This year for Christmas, let’s get weird.
I’ve scoured Amazon for the most bizarre and weird Christmas ornaments I could find, and lemme tell ya. We humans are a very bizarre species. Don’t believe me? Take a moment to check out my findings, and just let the weirdness sink in. (But don’t hesitate for too long – there’s an AMAZING KitchenAid mixer giveaway at the end of this post! We’re also giving away a Keurig mixer and a Kindle Paperwhite! Go go go! Win win win!)
1) Santa in a Bulls basketball hoop – because that’s why he forgot to deliver your presents this year, kids. He was tied up in a game with Michael Jordon.
2) Unicorn in Lederhosen – You love unicorns, you love Oktoberfest. Both of them together? ziggy zaggy ziggy zaggy oi oi OI VEY.
3) Apple’s Steve Jobs bear… ? This one’s kind of interesting – there’s a whole series of vinyl toy type bears in different themes. So get one for your iPhone-aholic!
4) Police Navidad – I feel like I came in at the end of this narrative… What did Santa do to get the cops called on him? Was he passing bad checks at Kohl’s again?
5) Mario Goomba mushroom – Not weird if you’re a Nintendo nerd, but definitely weird if you’re an 86 year old ballerina.
6) Jack o Lantern Christmas ornament… for Christmas.
7) Santa pipe – put that in your holiday and smoke it!
8) Creepy Horse Head, complete with blood red paint on the bottom. Perfect for all your mobster friends.
9) Electrical Outlet – I don’t even know what to say with this one. Like WTF, mate.
10) Horse Driving a Tractor – She thinks my tractor’s sexy… So I put a horse on it. Because there weren’t no birds around, I guess.
11) Kewpie Doll in an Orange but also a Bird Costume… ? No seriously what’s up with these weird christmas ornaments? I need a drink, guys.
12) Rubber Chicken – Oh, rubber chicken. You never disappoint. Get on my Christmas tree.
Want some even better Christmas tree ideas? How about one of these prizes under your tree!
And now for the small print:
The “Comforts of Home” giveaway begins Monday Dec 2 and ends at 12:00 AM on Monday, December 9, 2013. Giveaway is open to U.S. residents only. Void where prohibited. All entries are optional with the exception of leaving a blog comment. We will never sell, distribute, or spam your email. Three winners will be chosen by Rafflecopter (powered by Random.org). The first person chosen will choose between a KitchenAid Artisan Stand Mixer, Keurig K65 Brewing System, or Kindle Paperwhite. The second person chosen will chose between the two remaining prizes. The third person chosen will receive the remaining prize. This is a non-sponsored post. Prizes were purchased by a group of participating bloggers. KitchenAid, Keurig, and Kindle are not affiliated with this giveaway. This promotion is in no way sponsored, endorsed or administered by, or rearociated with Facebook. You understand that you are providing your information to the owner of this Facebook page and not to Facebook. This promotion is powered by Rafflecopter. Metric Feat LLC (“Rafflecopter”) does not sponsor, administer, or endorse this promotion. Participants must read and agree to Rafflecopter’s Privacy Policy before entering and participating in this promotion.
Freelance illustrator Steph Calvert is an award-winning artist with 24 years of experience working as a creative professional. She is based in McDonough, Georgia, just south of Atlanta.
Steph Calvert has expertise as a children’s book illustrator. She is an expert surface pattern designer for art licensing and creates line drawings for publishing and product design. Steph has years of additional expertise as a mural artist, creating original art, and logo design for small businesses. She is currently querying literary agents with her first author/illustrator book projects.
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32 responses to “Christmas Tree Ideas – Get Weird Christmas Ornaments!”
Love these, especially “police navidad”. Hmmm…where does one go to post bail for Santa?? Keep up the good work!
AHAHAHAH I know! I bet someone called him in for breaking and entering!
Honestly, the unicorn though.
I know right? It’s kind of my fave. It would look awesome next to our merman police officer ornament.
Well these were all kinds of disturbing. I already find Kewpie dolls creepy. . this didn’t help.
I would love the Kindle to give to my daughter.
No! You keep it for yourself!
Just kidding…
But seriously.
Very interesting ornaments. It takes all kinds.
For reals! I wanna shake the hand of the people who came up with these… And then have em committed.
I definitely would want to win the Keurig or mixer!!! Perfect for my upcoming college graduation!
Congrats on the college graduation! The coffeemaker would definitely be a good go-to for upcoming commutes to work!
I love the rubber chicken but I would most like to see a Kindle… with a rubber chicken…under my tree.
Yes!!! A kindle wrapped up in paper, tied with a rubber chicken. It’s fancy!!
I love crazy ornaments! My husband and I exchange weird ornaments every year, it’s a tradition. This year we got a Cthulhu ornament from Think Geek, it’s beautiful!
Pics or it didn’t happen! But seriously. Make with the Cthulhu.
I would love the coffee maker cuz I’m a coffeeaholic. LOL! I like the Santa Pipe ornament. That is beautiful. My 7 year old granddaughter likes to get me vampire or zombie toys for Christmas. I have 2 zombie baby dolls that I put beneath the 1960’s Aluminum Christmas Tree! We do have fun! Good luck to everyone and Big Squishy Hugs!
AHAHAHA!! Do you watch zombie movies, or does she just wish you did?
I think the Santa Pipe could become a classic!
AHAHA for real! I wanna cut the string off and carry it around so I look holiday classy!
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These are delicious! I’m pretty sure the Jack-o-lantern is my favorite. 🙂
Be honest Tami. Are you having problems letting go of Halloween? And if so, can I come to your house for Costume Christmas?
Can I just enter to win the rubber chicken? 😉
AHAHHAHAHAH no!!!! You have to win a fancy prize! But if you lose, we’ll just give you one of our chickens. It can live in your bathtub!
I would be proud to have any of these amazing ornaments on my tree. TIS THE SEASON!!!!
#11 is so Japanese (kewpie combined with advertising character)! It’s the 70s Orange Bird from Adventureland in Disney World. I LOVE it
My tiny kitchen doesn’t really have room for it, but a kitchen aid mixer would be awesome
I have to say the KitchenAid would be cool and even cooler if there was a rubber chicken ornament attached…rubber chicken IS always funny! ALWAYS! (For reals)
I want to see the KitchenAid! Been dreaming of that for years! Being a baker with no mixer is hard.
Out of these things, I’d love the Keurig most, but out of anything, I want a DSLR camera. 🙂
I LOVE THE KEURIG…but really want to win the Mixer…never had one!
Ohhhh, that unicorn. I covet the unicorn.