I totally bought one of these, and you should, too, dude.

Do it for your country!

jenniferkaynorwood:

Like whoa! Just in time to ride out the rest of the summer in a haze of melted cheese, delicious toppings, and a variety of crust options. Will Work For Pizza is available for your preorder pleasuretime at Cotton Bureau. Check it out!

• poly / cotton blend tee : printed with water based ink that won’t interfere with the rear endery softness of the fabric. you’ll forget you’re even wearing a shirt.
• light & airy summer colors : perfect for wiping greasy, saucy hands on when there’s bound to be no napkins available. this will add to the authenticity of the garment.
• make a statement : without saying a word! i mean. don’t pretend you wouldn’t or that you never have. pizza is a universal reward for a job well done. this way, you can be up front about your contract terms & conditions.

As some righteously rad dude probably once said, “An honest day’s work for an honest day’s pizza.”