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sploooosh!!!
it’s funny… any given razr phone has the same smell.
it’s this weird mix of B.O. and electronics. grab someone’s razr and take a whiff, that’s what you’ll smell.
except for mine. which now smells like coffee.
yesterday morning i get to work, sit down with my little cup of joe from the coffee machine. set it on the desk. see josh calling my cell phone. reach across the desk to get the phone and SPLOOOOOOSH!!!!! there was coffee everywhere, and i mean EVERYWHERE. one of the side rear endons on my phone is iffy now, but it sorta works, which is better than nothing, which is what it was doing yesterday.
at least it smells like coffee now, that’s all i gotta say about that.
and go buy yourself a copy of blades of glory, it is muy deliciouso!
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Freelance illustrator Steph Calvert is an award-winning artist with 24 years of experience working as a creative professional. She is based in McDonough, Georgia, just south of Atlanta.
Steph Calvert has expertise as aย childrenโs book illustrator. She is an expertย surface pattern designerย forย art licensingย and createsย line drawingsย for publishing and product design. Steph has years of additional expertise as aย mural artist, creatingย original art, andย logo designย for small businesses. She is currently querying literary agents with her first author/illustrator book projects.
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OC Weekly
Educational Highlights
National SCBWI Conference, 2023
Illustration Summer Camp โ The Highlights Foundation, 2021
Make Art That Sells, 2017
BFA in Computer Art โ SCAD, 1999
3 responses to “sploooosh!!!”
hahah remember that time i dumped a frappuccino on my keyboard at oshkosh. it smelled like that for a while
i remember the time you tried to wash a keyboard in the sink!! woooooosh!!!
hahah that was a drunken disasssster