Author: Steph

Mostly for my siblings’ benefit, because they’ve never had the holidays with the Wisconsin family but partly for the rest of you yokels who are curious about white trash xmases… and partly because I’m lazy and don’t want to have to think about what I’m typing… here’s my actual real-journal-that-no-one-read’s entry for today. *************************************** So…

Hey, Merry Christmas to everyone except my sister Danielle, who met Dexter Holland for the second time last night at the Social D show. Not only met, but talked to for a while before other people started realizing who she was talking to. Danielle, you can bite my rear. In other news I apparently haven’t…

Hooray! I won the lottery! The contact lens lottery! I changed my contacts out at lunch today, and one of the little packets had two contacts in it instead of just one! I may never have to work again!

Behold! The Christmas Banana!

To Other SCAD Chick: What’s up with that xmas pic on the home page? I always wanted to see Preston Hall on fire! Now I can die a happy woman. The oversized presents worry me – once they get bored with sitting by the fire they’re sure to rape and pillage their way through downtown…

Had the craziest dream this morning. I was waiting for a children’s book to come in the mail – it was a monthly thing, kind of like the Trials of Life videos. Every month I would get a new kids’ book explaining how to do useful everyday things. The book I was waiting for was…

Who doesn’t like avacados? No, seriously, do you like avacados? Did I even spell that right? It seems like there should be an e in there, like with potatoes. So, do you like avacadoes? (avacadohs? avahcaddos?) If you don’t, you should be forced to wear a construction helmet with super glue on it so you…

So I saw the new Lord of the Rings last night with Jen. And I exaggerated last night when I said it was rad, but I didn’t know what was going on. What I meant to say was it was EFFING rad (I’ve never really watched those kinds of movies, I like to stick to…

if i die before i wake at least in heaven i can skate

If I posted to my blog more often the entries wouldn’t be so effing long. I haven’t posted in almost a week again. I had a good excuse this time, I swear, but my dog ate it. For reals, I went back to California for the weekend, and I was too busy chasing my neice…

I’m doing some research for work today, just thought I’d send you to see two of my favoritest illustrators: Clare Mackie and David Shannon . You should check their stuff out, it’s really fun. The best children’s book in the world is “No David!”

Let me start by saying system 10 is the stuff of the devil. Apparantly they’re updating all of our programs (Photoslop and the like) at work after we’re all running MacOS 10.2, and then they will take away our ability to work in Classic mode where things make sense. Aarg. So my boss is back…