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Happy Mother’s Day!
Happy Mothers Day from all of us at Hearts and Laserbeams to all of you moms out there! We hope you get to spend lots of really special moments with the kids that made you the moms you are today. We hope you don’t have to clean anything at all today, we hope you…
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Twinkle Twinkle Little Poo Poo
So when your 4 year old boy sings poop themed alternate lyrics to Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, you’re supposed to keep a straight face. But trust me when I tell you. It’s impossible.
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How to Play Candy Crush
If you’ve ever wondered how to play Candy Crush… These are the 11 steps I followed to reach Candy Crush Expert Candy Sorter Extraordinaire status. Whip out your smartphone and follow along: 1) The Candy Crush app mysteriously shows up on your phone. You delete it immediately. You give your husband some guff for succumbing to one…
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All I Want for Christmas is Sleep.
I’m really easy to shop for this year. And it’s not even going to cost you anything. Because all I want for Christmas is sleep.
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Fun With Phishing Scams Part 1: The Introduction
About a week ago, I woke up at 5:30am to get ready for work. I lay in bed for a couple of minutes, tinkering on my phone, and I checked my email. I got one of those phishing scams in my regular inbox, which was bizarre – they usually filter right to the spam folder!…
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Fun With Phishing Scams Part 2: Matheis Takes the Bait
So as you read in Part 1 of our Fun with Phishing Scams adventure, this scammer Matheis wants to give me 13 million dollars. Â I sent him a short sweet reply asking for more info, and I got the following: Now, that screengrab is totally tiny – read on for what his email said: Sir,…
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Fun With Phishing Scams Part 3: Matheis Gets Peeved
If you’re coming into this at Part 3 of my Fun with Phishing Scams series, you really need to read Part 1 and Part 2 – then come back here! So I finally heard back from Matheis after my slew of ridiculous questions, and his tone of voice sounded kind of annoyed that I wouldn’t…
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Fun with Phishing Scams Part 4: Matheis Opens Up
Don’t start with Part 4 of our Fun with Phishing Scams series! If you haven’t read Part 1, Part 2, and Part 3, go get caught up. It’s funny stuff, I swear. At this point, I was pretty sure I wasn’t going to hear from our friend Matheis the email scammer anymore after my last barrage of…
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Fun with Phishing Scams Part 5: The End… Or the Beginning?
Don’t start on the back page of the book, if you haven’t read Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, or Part 4 go get caught up first! Days went by, and I never heard back from my Fun with Phishing Scams series buddy Matheis. So I decided to be the bigger person and get back in…
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It’s Baaaaack – Funny Draw Something Pictures!
Our Draw Something posts have been so popular lately, we wanted to share more awesomeness with you! Are you ready for this week’s installment? Oh this is awkward. That’s not very impressive… Better, I guess… Steph why are you sharing these funny draw something pictures? They’re not very funny. Uh huh… Magnet… Not really doin’…
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Funny Pampers Cruisers Diapers for Fourth of July…
Josh and I saw these patriotic Pampers Cruisers diapers today: We totally bought some for Phil, because obviously if you don’t buy patriotic Pampers Cruisers diapers the terrorists have won. But then, Joshnigel had a very important thought – you’re going to buy these Pampers Cruisers diapers, and you’re going to put them on your kid. And then…
